Don't let this little girl fool you either,
she'll beat you on the swim, bike, run and on the trails.
Her mental focus and determination will bring her to the finishing line.
With ease. Anytime.
Joe the Relac-wan-korner "Blow"
You'll hear him from miles away.
He'll walk faster than you can speed on your BMX.
His breaststroke will put a jetski company out of business
And he's only doing triathlons for fun!